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~ August 2010 ~


Subject: Astrological Light Bulb Changers.....

From: "E.J." <> Date: Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:25:26 -0700

In case you were wondering.....

Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.

Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb? A: What, me move?

Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2.

Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but s/he has to bring his/her mother.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb? A: A dozen. One to change the bulb and 11 to applaud.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb? A: 5. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb? A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They LIKE the dark.

Q: How many Saggitarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to install the bulb and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light is fine as it is.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

Q: How many Pisces does it take to change a light bulb? A: What light bulb?

Q: How many New-Agers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 5. One to change it and four to share the experience! A: We don't use light bulbs, we just think happy thoughts at our quartz crystals and they glow!


Subject: Re: Astrological Light Bulb Changers.....

From: "Rhonda" <> Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2010 08:26:57 -0400

cute :)


Subject: OxyMorons.....

From: "E.J." <> Date: Sat, 07 Aug 2010 07:38:58 -0700

Greetings Community,

Thought For Food:

35. State worker 34. Legally drunk 33. Exact estimate 32. Act naturally 31. Found missing 30. Resident alien 29. Genuine imitation 28. Airline food 27. Good grief 26. Government organization 25. Sanitary landfill 24. Alone together 23. Small crowd 22. Business ethics 21. Soft rock 20. Amtrak schedule 19. Military intelligence 18. Sweet sorrow 17. Compassionate conservative 16. "Now, then ..." 15. Passive aggression 14. Clearly misunderstood 13. Peace force 12. Extinct life 11. Plastic glasses 10. Terribly pleased 9. Computer security 8. Political science 7. Tight slacks 6. Definite maybe 5. Pretty ugly 4. Rap music 3. Working vacation 2. Religious tolerance And the No. 1 oxymoron: 1. Microsoft Works


Subject: Smiling Is Infectious.....

From: "E.J." <> Date: Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:57:13 -0700

Smiling is infectious, You catch it like the flu. When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile then I realized its worth, A single smile, just like mine could travel round the Earth!

So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected. Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!



Subject: Change.....

From: "E.J." <> Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:22:41 -0700

Greetings Silent Community,

It has been asked: ->Despite best of our efforts life keeps on taking unpredictable turns and ->twists. Change is the only constant variable. My querry is how ->to cope up with changes which bring more harm than good.

Ah, indeed Change seems to be the only thing that is Permanent. Yet, the True Nature of Change is Change thus even Change will Change. This being What-IS, there is nothing to cope with for What-IS is our very existence. AS the Present Moment Dear Friend, Apperceived AS the Present Moment, we ARE the Present Moment and whatever IS that Present Moment so there is nothing Attached to in order to cope with whatever Changes. We must Die to each Moment and BE the Moment that is Present, thus as the Moment seemingly Changes we Change right along with it. Stuck in some Past Moment we cling to that Moment not wanting it to Change. Let the Past go. The Past is a Prison Dear Friend, that keeps us Chained to our preconceived notions. Each and every continuing anew Moment must be Embraced as though there were no Past Moment to cling to.

Yes, it is hard and Painful to let go of those dearly beloved Past Moments, yet since they are over and done with they are not even Real so it is useless to cling to some Illusion. There are only situations/conditions that we must Greet and Respond to with the sole Purpose/Intent to Glean what Treasures are there to Glean. Oh sure, there are many times much drivel and nonsense to wade through but alas we will always catch a glimmer of that *Silver Lining*. It is there Dear Friend, the Next Step on the Path but YOU are the only one who can Recognize it. Recognize it IF, that is, you are not clinging to some Illusion (Past Moment).

Anyone have any further input?

Metta, ej


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